As we all know, when the world ends Aliens will be actively invading our minds through the process called inception. Lucky for you, I teach you how to prepare yourselves for this unwanted invasion... no thanks to Kaduche...
-Wynn

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Welcome back! Now time for video two -- our debut survival tip: Accumulating Weapons.
Weapons accumulation is a basic, but necessary component to survival. How do we know? History.
Since ancient times, man has sought to stockpile weapons to defend against his foe; be it wild beasts or other men. You'll need to do the same. The good news is that weapons are all around us, even if we don’t realize it.
That old weedwhacker in the garage? Weapon. That can of Raid under the sink? Weapon. That gun in your glove box? Weapon.
Other unassuming objects can serve as weapons as well. Is a desk lamp dangerous? Yes, when its electric current is harnessed to zap a zombie.
Is that tree branch in the yard dangerous? It is when shaved into a spear.
Are those ratty shoelaces dangerous? Trying telling the infected attacker you just strangled they’re not.
You need to take advantage of all the natural weapons you have at your disposal. Then begin strategically hiding them in places you frequent.
In a post-world world, you’ll never know when you’ll be attacked. But you can know where you’ve stashed your accumulated weapons.